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1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and Point A
Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries
with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "IN."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has Gotten
Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Sexual Favors."
7. Finish All Your Sentences With "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8. dontuseanypunctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Ask People What Sex They Are. Laugh Hysterically After They Answer.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name,"Rock Hard.
17. When The Money Comes Out of The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Toward The Parking Lot,Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner "Due To The Economy, We are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
And The Final Way to Keep a Healthy Level of
Insanity.......
20. Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile. It's
Called
Therapy...
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and Point A
Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries
with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "IN."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has Gotten
Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Sexual Favors."
7. Finish All Your Sentences With "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8. dontuseanypunctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Ask People What Sex They Are. Laugh Hysterically After They Answer.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name,"Rock Hard.
17. When The Money Comes Out of The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Toward The Parking Lot,Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner "Due To The Economy, We are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
And The Final Way to Keep a Healthy Level of
Insanity.......
20. Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile. It's
Called
Therapy...
posted by Queenies Daughter at 7:28 PM
2 Comments:
I love it! If everyone did one of these things a day not only would it be, as you said, therapy, but quite entertaining as well. An over all very well written piece of literature your whole blog. I would like to second that shout out to babys mamas. I love you queenie! Keep on Blogging QD. QD deleted this post in error. This is a reposting.
Thanks for the comment Sarah! QD would also like to extend a warm shout out to all the Baby Daddy's! On another note: QD has been thinking of researching famous Benedict's in honor of the new Pope. So Far she has come up with Eggs Benedict: an international treat featuring the Ham of God, poached eggs, French special sauce and an English Muffin. QD does not reserve judgment ... she calls them as she sees them. On the subject of the new Pope she is quite clear: QD thinks Der Teufel Benedict is going to be pernicious.
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