Dirty Hippies

In an unusual paradigm shift, the GOP has become the "dirty hippie" of the 21st Century. Conjure up in your mind a picture of the most stereotyped Birkenstock wearing, Patchouli stankin', dreadlocked, dead-head you can imagine.
Got the visual?
Good.
Now, what's goin' on?
Is Big Stinky Hippie...
Turning off the lights to save energy?
Spending trazillions of dollars of Federal money?
Trying to take away states rights?
Invoking the name of some shaman/guru like Chang the Warrior?
Encouraging everyone to use less gasoline?
Batting for both boys and girls teams?
A criminal?
A big old druggie?
A college drop out?
Okay, now, open your eyes and what do you see?
THE REPUBLICAN PARTY!
Well, I guess they figure, "If you can't beat 'em, join 'em."
Maybe the new GOP slogan should be "The Left Is Right!"