Karl, Karl, Dammit - where are you God, I mean Karl, Karl...Come in Turd Blossom

The President, who denies-by-proxy being delusional, is still actually an idiot.
The President's mouthpiece denied that Bush told anyone that God commanded him to do stuff like invade Iraq etc. (see below: Bush's Jihad)
The BBC's upper lip quivered and they backed away from the story.

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THE CURSE OF THE SECOND TERM
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