Truth Decay from Tom's of Maine?
NEW YORK - Consumer products maker Colgate-Palmolive Co. said Tuesday it agreed to purchase control of the privately-held Tom's of Maine, which makes "natural" toothpaste and other personal care products, for $100 million in cash.
Seemed like a good idea at the time: make all natural healthcare products like toothpastes without sugars - but now money seems like a much better idea than progressive idealism in action. Hell - why not sell out ...
Because it compromises everything you have ever stood for ...
WHO CARES - We're RICH!
And there it is folks, another immorality tale brought to you by the endless greed of American's everywhere.
This should be good for the children...
Seemed like a good idea at the time: make all natural healthcare products like toothpastes without sugars - but now money seems like a much better idea than progressive idealism in action. Hell - why not sell out ...
Because it compromises everything you have ever stood for ...
WHO CARES - We're RICH!
And there it is folks, another immorality tale brought to you by the endless greed of American's everywhere.
This should be good for the children...
posted by Queenies Daughter at 12:19 PM
2 Comments:
Well, Tom probably has a family and $100 million is not chump change. It will buy a nice bomb shelter and plenty of canned goods and bottled water to stock it.
It's becoming harder and harder to get the shopping done.
Confession: Plain old regular Colgate has been my toothpast of choice since I was a kid. I've got great teeth.
And maybe Colgate will become more like Tom's than the reverse...
Brush your teeth with Colgate,
Colgate Dental Cream.
It cleans your breath - what a toothpaste! - while it guards your teeth!
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