Karl Rove is framing him

My summary of the opening statements:

Fitz: Libby lied.

Wells:
1. Libby forgot. And forgot again. And forgot again. And forgot again.
2. Ari is lying, because he got an immunity deal.
3. Judy is misremembering, because she looks like a shrew.
4. Tim Russert is misremembering, because…well, because he’s a really good reporter, but even they make mistakes.
5. Cathie Martin and Matt Cooper are probably misremembering, but I won’t know for sure until I hear exactly what they have to say.
6. I have more shit to sling, but you pretty little ladies on the jury shouldn’t worry your little heads about it. Nobody cared about the wife. You just sit back and let us manly men take care of things.

After they’ve managed to revive their jury consultant from his (or her) twenty minute seizure, I’m sure they’re going to be told to (a) knock off the sexism, and (b) put a woman in a high-profile position on Libby’s legal team.

Frank over at FDL kindly gave us permission to reprint this succinct summary of Scooter Libby's trial. Thanks Frank.