Thursday, October 27, 2005

pee faster

Ford Motor Company sent a memo it its Michigan plant workers informing them that long bathroom breaks were the cause of the decline in SUV sales and that dammit this was not going to be tolerated!

When told of this, Sandy Munro, CEO of a manufacturing consulting firm in Troy, responded with, well, the truth...
"It's a giant throwback to the bad old days of the '70s and '80s, when you squeezed the guy at the bottom of the heap any way you could," Munro said. "That only causes lots of discontent, and only someone from Harvard could think of something as stupid as monitoring bathroom time."

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The Queenies and Daughters of this world come from a long line of Hahvahd men, but dammit, they do be dumber than dirt half the time.

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