Victorias Dirty Little Secret
How do you spell Victoria's Secret?
M-Y-S-O-G-Y-N-Y
Well the cat is out of the bag, or the boob hath loosed itself from its bra. Queenie's Daughter has long known that Victoria Secret doesn't actually sell Intimate Articles for Women Possessing Great Assets. QD herself is in possession of two such assets and they are neither boostered nor bettered by that particular Victoria. In short, Victoria Secret doesn't sell bras that fit women who really need bras. VS Can push them up and make them look full and ripe, but like a teenage boy has really no idea what to do when confronted with the real thing. Basically Victoria's Secret is good for two things, butt floss and training bras. Of course the contradiction is there: girls in training bras should not be sporting thongs, and women mature enough to wear the thong really should have developed past the point of the itty bitty titty committee harness...
Well, now Victoria Secret, the store that prides itself on making baby boobies look good, EJECTED a woman for using her breast for it's practical purpose: to whit nursing.
Here's the story...
And so Queenie's Daughter proudly endorses the
National Mothers Against Victoria's Secret Movement.
Boycott Boyish Fantasy and Mean Girl Mentality-
EMBRACE THE BOOB and taste what she has to offer!
or
Breasts: Got Milk?
M-Y-S-O-G-Y-N-Y
Well the cat is out of the bag, or the boob hath loosed itself from its bra. Queenie's Daughter has long known that Victoria Secret doesn't actually sell Intimate Articles for Women Possessing Great Assets. QD herself is in possession of two such assets and they are neither boostered nor bettered by that particular Victoria. In short, Victoria Secret doesn't sell bras that fit women who really need bras. VS Can push them up and make them look full and ripe, but like a teenage boy has really no idea what to do when confronted with the real thing. Basically Victoria's Secret is good for two things, butt floss and training bras. Of course the contradiction is there: girls in training bras should not be sporting thongs, and women mature enough to wear the thong really should have developed past the point of the itty bitty titty committee harness...
Well, now Victoria Secret, the store that prides itself on making baby boobies look good, EJECTED a woman for using her breast for it's practical purpose: to whit nursing.
Here's the story...
And so Queenie's Daughter proudly endorses the
National Mothers Against Victoria's Secret Movement.
Boycott Boyish Fantasy and Mean Girl Mentality-
EMBRACE THE BOOB and taste what she has to offer!
or
Breasts: Got Milk?
posted by Queenies Daughter at 10:29 AM
1 Comments:
I never really thought about this, but now that you point it out, I'm buying my bras elsewhere!
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