And then there was Bill Napoli...

SOURCE:http://minimumsecurity.net/toons2006/6034.htm
Tiara Tip: NancyK

Since women are too stupid and selfish to make up their own minds, God created Bill Napoli. Bill grew up in the wild, wild west when men were men and ladies were chatel. He thinks it should be that way again...
BILL NAPOLI: A real-life description to me would be a rape victim, brutally raped, savaged. The girl was a virgin. She was religious. She planned on saving her virginity until she was married. She was brutalized and raped, sodomized as bad as you can possibly make it, and is impregnated. I mean, that girl could be so messed up, physically and psychologically, that carrying that child could very well threaten her life. //source//

BILL NAPOLI: When I was growing up here in the wild west, if a young man got a girl pregnant out of wedlock, they got married, and the whole darned neighborhood was involved in that wedding. I mean, you just didn't allow that sort of thing to happen, you know? I mean, they wanted that child to be brought up in a home with two parents, you know, that whole story. And so I happen to believe that can happen again. //source//

So call Bill, ask him stuff. Nothing is too trivial. He can help you since Gawd Knows little lady, you cannot help yourself. Welcome to the 21st Century!