Queenie's Daughters Universal Plea
Dear Multiverse.
You know that your devoted QD has, in her own little way, been hard working and obedient. And I think we can agree that she has asked for very little and recieved even less in the world of material recompense. She has been exceedingly grateful for what you have bestowed on her, namely: health, happiness and a great deal of love.
It has, however, come to the attention of Queenie's Daughter that she has been remiss. And for this she greatly apologizes. QD has neglected to have the same endless faith in the Multiverse that the Multiverse has had in her. She wishes to remedy this situation right now by making a few specific requests.
Oh sweet Multiverse, QD would like to have, no strings attached, no less then six figures added to her personal net worth. In addition, she wishes to secure gainful employment in a pleasant and stimulating environment which complies with her political views, offers telecommuting and pays well. Finally, QD respectfully asks the Multiverse to see to it that she and her beloved become parents to healthy children for whom they will take full responsibility. Also, dear Multiverse, if you would care to throw in a few extras, QD would like to suggest the following: a largish piece of property by the sea, an undergraduate degree, a drivers license, and an art show for Mr. Queenie's Daughter. Also, baby wants a new pair of shoes.
Multiverse, QD would like to make it clear that she wishes none of these requests to be met if they come at the expense of the health or wellbeing of anyone. If, however, you have some extra fame, fortune, cash, property, exhibition space, children in need of a good home, driver's licenses, college degrees, and good jobs laying around; please feel free to send them to Queenie's Daughter.
Also, an all-clad sautee pan, please, would be really nice.
QD again apologizes for not requesting these things earlier, but she has been busy appreciating what she has and keeping her nose to the grindstone.
If you are unable or unwilling to fulfill these request, no big deal, but if you decide that you feel like it, QD would like to remind you that her shoe size is seven and a half and she prefers to start work around 10 am.
Thanks!
Queenie's Daughter
You know that your devoted QD has, in her own little way, been hard working and obedient. And I think we can agree that she has asked for very little and recieved even less in the world of material recompense. She has been exceedingly grateful for what you have bestowed on her, namely: health, happiness and a great deal of love.
It has, however, come to the attention of Queenie's Daughter that she has been remiss. And for this she greatly apologizes. QD has neglected to have the same endless faith in the Multiverse that the Multiverse has had in her. She wishes to remedy this situation right now by making a few specific requests.
Oh sweet Multiverse, QD would like to have, no strings attached, no less then six figures added to her personal net worth. In addition, she wishes to secure gainful employment in a pleasant and stimulating environment which complies with her political views, offers telecommuting and pays well. Finally, QD respectfully asks the Multiverse to see to it that she and her beloved become parents to healthy children for whom they will take full responsibility. Also, dear Multiverse, if you would care to throw in a few extras, QD would like to suggest the following: a largish piece of property by the sea, an undergraduate degree, a drivers license, and an art show for Mr. Queenie's Daughter. Also, baby wants a new pair of shoes.
Multiverse, QD would like to make it clear that she wishes none of these requests to be met if they come at the expense of the health or wellbeing of anyone. If, however, you have some extra fame, fortune, cash, property, exhibition space, children in need of a good home, driver's licenses, college degrees, and good jobs laying around; please feel free to send them to Queenie's Daughter.
Also, an all-clad sautee pan, please, would be really nice.
QD again apologizes for not requesting these things earlier, but she has been busy appreciating what she has and keeping her nose to the grindstone.
If you are unable or unwilling to fulfill these request, no big deal, but if you decide that you feel like it, QD would like to remind you that her shoe size is seven and a half and she prefers to start work around 10 am.
Thanks!
Queenie's Daughter
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